Drunken Review: Battleship

Well you can’t say we don’t ever try something new.  Oh wait!  That’s how the LAST drunken review started!  Well… you can’t say we don’t ever try something new again.  We had such a positive, overwhelming response to our last drunken review by Mr. Roboto that we practically begged him to come back and write another one.  Why and how he agreed is another matter entirely.  The “why” is that we bribed him with a lot of alcohol.  The “how” is remarkably similar.  The following is being presented to you in its pure, unadulterated, and edit-free composition.  Enjoy!

Drunken Review: X-men: First Class

Well, you can’t say we don’t ever try something new.  This is going to be an interesting one for you.  This is a fan submission for the site with a twist.  What is the twist you ask?  He was drunk while watching the film and writing the review.  So I have included the text exactly as written.  You will get all of the classic drunk tendencies from a guy.  He lists what he drank, he obsesses about boobs and stream of consciousness is the name of the game.